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    Monday, April 6th, 2009
    Mon 6.4.2009 | 10:00pm
    Very impressive
    This commercial left me speechless.

    Very well done i must say.



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    Monday, January 12th, 2009
    Mon 12.1.2009 | 9:23pm
    so busy today i have no time to wallow in misery ...
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    Thursday, August 28th, 2008
    Thu 28.8.2008 | 5:23pm
    Amazing
    I have never heard of a company where they print resignation letter for you.

    Scene 1 ::

    *keith acting busy* although in actual fact he is playing Parking Wars on facebook.

    *the Finance Director walks over with a stack of document*

    FD :: Keith u resigning ?
    Keith :: yesh
    FD :: here's ur resignation letter, sign n return
    Keith ** stunned **

    if i havent told you about my situation now... yes i got fired !!
    buy me coffee if you want more details !!
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    Monday, August 11th, 2008
    Mon 11.8.2008 | 9:24am
    Malaysian minister warns vote-buying rampant in ruling party

    "I've received unofficial reports that it has become rampant at all levels and it is frightening if this becomes normal practice in future."

    http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/366515/1/.html

    Hmmm i wonder where he got his report ... I wonder who !
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    Friday, August 1st, 2008
    Fri 1.8.2008 | 10:17am
    Wage inflation
    NTUC chief concerned global economy heading towards stagflation
    http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/364051/1/.html

    "The worse thing that any country does at a time of high inflation would be for the unions and workers to push for wage inflation. Wage inflation is different from wage increment. Wage inflation means you are pushing up wages to fully offset the inflation," said the labour chief.

    pay raise .. say pay raise la ... wage inflation ..
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    Thursday, July 31st, 2008
    Thu 31.7.2008 | 1:36pm
    I didn't know that !
    i read about the launch of the new search engine developed by the guys at google; www.cuil.com;

    so i decided to check it out, and since i was bored .. i "cuiled" myself.

    guess what i found ..


    1. My name was used for a US destroyer which was in service for 4 (FOUR) years and then sold for scrap 20 years later.... WTF !!!

    USS Loy (DE-160/APD-56), a Buckley-class destroyer escort of the United States Navy, was named in honor of Gunner's Mate Third Class Jackson Keith Loy (1922-1942)


    Launched: 4 July 1943
    Commissioned: 12 September 1943
    Reclassified APD: 24 November 1944
    Decommissioned: 21 February 1947
    Struck: 1 September 1964
    Fate: Sold for scrap 15 August 1966

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loy

    2. MCF interview in 2005 WHICH I NEVER REMEMBERED DOING !!!


    Multicultural festival heats up Monash

    International Student Services logistics officer Mr Keith Loy, who helped organise the week, was delighted by its success.

    "Monash is, by nature, a truly multicultural society, so embracing our diversity is very important," he said

    http://monash.edu/news/monashmemo/stories/20050817/multicultural.html
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    Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
    Wed 23.7.2008 | 1:28pm
    my daily kaki
    I realised that i speak to the coffee lady downstairs more than i talk to some of the folks in the office :(

    By the way they serve very nice coffee... yummy Australian coffee.

    p.s she is not hot .. in fact she is a butch , we were just bitching about girls this morning .. hahaha

    Current Mood: apathetic
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    Tuesday, July 8th, 2008
    Tue 8.7.2008 | 10:42am
    Note to self
    1. Never buy pointy formal shoes
    no matter how cool and funky it looks

    2. Never meet the boys for lunch at Lau pa sat
    FUCKING FAR le

    3. Always bring an Umbrella
    even during lunch

    4. Always bring a pack of Tissue for lunch

    5. Read newspaper n Channelnewsasia.com openly :)
    its part of the job nature.. hehehe

    6. Do not disturb the traders during 4 - 430pm
    Crunch time

    7. No need to come in early the day after Major tennis/golf games
    your bosses only arrive at 11am anyway.

    8. Reuters and Bloomberg is your new best friend

    Current Mood: blank
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    Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
    Tue 20.5.2008 | 1:52pm
    rule no. 1
    best chain mail i have ever recieved !!

    just in case i didn't forward this to you. READ n LEARN



    1. Men are NOT mind readers.

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
    or the changing of the tides.
    Let it be.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

    1. You can either ask us to do something
    Or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
    We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will ac t like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a qu estion you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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    Friday, October 5th, 2007
    Fri 5.10.2007 | 5:01pm
    OK i am finally OFFICIALLY in my new DEPT !!

    new scope
    new team
    new desk
    new EVERYTHING

    well as of now everything looks very good ... i seem to get good reviews for my work. appearently my boss thinks higly of me, which actually puts me under a lot of stress and a shitload of projects.

    Actually an ex colleague just told me to work hard coz i am appearently my boss's "blue eye boy" what ever that mean la ...

    well another thing to mention i am offically oso a grassroot leader !! hahahaha
    Mcpherson CC YEC Vice Chairmain.. well we planned and executed the BGM and a Treasure hunt/ food hunt around east and central which went surprisingly well !!
    i am uploading the video as i type ...
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    Monday, September 10th, 2007
    Mon 10.9.2007 | 10:45am
    TOTOTOTOTOTOTOTO read as ToaTOA

    I havent been blogging in ages but ....

    i had to inform you guys that the TOTO DRAW for TODAY 10th September 2007 is

    5.5 MILLION DOLLARS !!

    http://www.singaporepools.com.sg/Lottery?page=toto_jackpot
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    Monday, June 18th, 2007
    Mon 18.6.2007 | 12:38am
    theres always a first time.
    Just realized that it had been close to 11 weeks since my last entry.
    Well life haven’t been all nice and well. Heaps of grievences but I was too tired to blog about them.

    Since I am at it I shall just give a few updates.

    April 07

    I got a recontract for another 1 year and a decent increment according to industry standards however I am not ecstatic about it maybe because I expected more. Mainly because I know of my colleague’s starting pay and I am slightly below that and considering that I have put in so much time and effort, I believe that I deserve more.

    May 07

    Took a short holiday with my family (Spain and France) to visit my sister who is doing her exchange in wroun (France). It was very nice, a very tiring one though. But I must say Spain simply gorgeous. I love the place although we almost got mugged. I shall blog more about my trip and of course more photos to come.

    June 07

    Ok this is the reason why I suddenly decided to blog today.

    Yesterday I volunteered for Hougang FSC to bring the Guidance Program kids (GP is a Police initiative to give below 18 first time offenders a second chance, the kids have to participate in GP for 6 month, with counseling and group therapy, If they complete the program their record would be wiped clean) this event is a 10 hour night trek from West coast park to Mount Faber via Kent Ridge park and Labrador Park.

    This is the most HAIR RAISING experience I ever encountered in my 26 years.

    The route was planned for the kids to take a solo walk along the tree top broad walk at Kent ridge park.

    So as usual the kids were dispatched individually down the broad walk and it so happened that for some reason the boardwalk was very brightly lilted that day, quite different from what we remembered last year during the recee. I remembered that a lot of street lamps were spoilt and it was quite creepy.

    I parked my car at the end of the boardwalk and proceeded to the middle of the route as planned by Don (the social worker), however after 10 odd kids past my station I got a very bad feeling and I do not know why, so I decided to walk towards the end of the route just to check.

    I decided to stay at the end of the route and help the vols there do the after walk processing and debrief, when suddenly a Malay boy(Mun) staggered out of the route. He looked very pale and weak, we laid him down on the bench and tried to access the situation. He was shivering and seemed to be dazed. We carried him to the car and was about to rush him to Alexandrea hospital. When one of the other Malay boy(kelvin) stopped us and insisted that Mun was processed and not in any medical condition.

    He whipped out a Muslim Prayer card and shafted it in front of Mun. Mun immediately looked very afraid and shunned away. My hair immediately stood. It sent shivers down my spine. Kelvin immediately got 2 older Malay boys to help. When the 2 boys came they got into the car and blocked the exits of the car and they shafted the prayer card on Mun’s forehead and stared to chant prayers.

    Mun started to shake violently and screamed at the top of “his” voice which did not sound anything like the cries of a 15 year old boy. The other volunteer and me also jumped into the front seat to grab Mun to prevent him from struggling away from the older boys. This lasted for a whole 5 minutes. When it all came to a sudden stop, Mun stopped struggling and fainted. 5 seconds later, Mun woke up looking very lost and asked us why he was in the car and why there were so many people holding him.

    It was then when we knew that this was over. We brought him out to the pavement to rest. When he told us that he felt uneasy at the start but towards the end he suddenly felt a tap on the back of his neck and he blacked out.

    Freaky right? but thats not all … Mun insisted that we carry on as he wanted to pass his GP and not get into trouble with the police. So we calmed all the kids down and explained the situation to all and we carried on with the route.

    Labrador park … this time I was not around, according to Darren (the other volunteer).
    Mun was walking down the hill at Labrador Park where he looked very disturbed and kept looking around as if he heard or saw something. When they reach the foot of the hill, they bumped into an elderly Malay fisherman who looked at Mun very strangely then said

    “Boy what did you see? Come sit beside me … why you look like that? You saw an AH MUI ah”

    Mun’s eyes were wide open in a dazed stare. The Malay fisherman then took out a Malay incense and Mun got irritated and walked away.

    10 mins later the feats hit him again, he started to shake violently and this time his hands were locked behind him with his fist clenched tightly. The older boy sprung into action and this time Mun seemed even stronger than the first attack.

    That’s it, Don changed the route and we were diverted to Vivo city to end the Night trek.

    Well thats my first "first hand Spirtual Experience".
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    Friday, March 30th, 2007
    Fri 30.3.2007 | 4:19pm
    work life balance !
    during lunch, me and some of my colleagues were talking about WORK LIFE BALANCE!

    so some ideas that were thrown in were
    1. 1 off day every month
    2. encash off days
    3. Implement every alt fridays as half days

    but after lunch i was talking to Terng fu and his theory is the best ...
    and i quote ::

    "IF you make work your life, thats the best way to manage WORK LIFE BALANCE !!!"

    hmmm PERFECT work life balance !!

    so i have decided... i should just jump from the top of my building !!
    hahahahaha
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    Thursday, March 15th, 2007
    Thu 15.3.2007 | 1:02pm
    :) or :( ??
    Just had a meeting with my boss to discuss my new contract...
    well my performance looks good based on their feedback.

    i spent the whole of last night formulating how i am gonna ask for more increment...


    when she got to the part about my increment just now ... i froze ... i couldn't verbalize my thoughts.
    maybe cause she said that i am getting a better increment package due to my performance and she kept emphasizing that i am already getting a very good increment and i have great potential in the team. by the way its below my targeted increment ...


    what more can i say right ?


    well i have to take comfort in the fact that out of 5 people who is due for renewal this month. Only 2 got the renewal and i am one of them.
    On top of that i am in a blardy good company, at least the name is good, RIGHT ? please dun tell me i am in denial .... FUCK i am in denial !!
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    Thursday, March 1st, 2007
    Thu 1.3.2007 | 6:28am
    well i don't think i have much energy left to update my blog...

    totally worn out from work .. lets take yesterday for example.

    i worked til 5am and i was planning to go back a get a good rest since i had been working late the past 2 mornings.. so the plan was to get to the office at 2/3 pm since we are only able to do some stuff after they refreshed the system in US at our 3pm. so i happily went back to get some sleep.At 1230pm i managed to drag my sorry arse outa bed, washed up and decided that it might be a good idea to turn my laptop on before i change and get to work.

    TO MY HORROR i have gotten a shitload of mails regarding the issues i was handling the morning before... i panic sia ... called the office to find out that they were desperately trying to look for me the whole morning, but my phone was dead.
    PANIC SIA ... i wanted to resolve the issue from home but my laptop dead on me. double panic cause they scheduled an emergency call with the US folks at 1.30pm and another at 2pm.

    ok work aside, FUCK ... theres nothing much to talk about since i spend so much time at work ... ok CHRISTIE i admit, I AM A WORKAHOLIC.

    Hi everyone my name is Keith
    and i am a WORKAHOLIC...
    I can't sleep if i don't check my e-mails before jump into bed.


    hmmm... well there might be something that i am into now.. Canoeing .. i am so excited.. i love canoeing... the sun, the sea and capsizing !!
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    Thursday, February 15th, 2007
    Thu 15.2.2007 | 9:34am
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    Sunday, February 4th, 2007
    Sun 4.2.2007 | 5:06pm
    long time no see !
    Ita been a long time since i updated my blog huh ...
    had been very busy at work and i shant go on about how fucked up it is.
    but "OVER WORKED AND UNDERPAID" is definatly the best one liner to describe it.
    as much as i keep going on and on about how much i bitch about the job... i love it !! hahaha

    anyway just a few things that are worth blogging about...

    the other day, i made a trip to Funan to get a blue tooth earpiece and i met the best sales staff in the world

    shop 1.

    me :: tell me something, is there any bluetooth earpiece that is able to activate the windows mobile "voice command" function.
    the chap :: huh ? *looking puzzled*
    me :: you know the voice command function inbuilt in all win Mobile phones ... the one that activates the voice activated dial function ?


    the chap :: *looking more puzzled * err CAN YOU NOT BE SO HIGH TECH ?


    WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF you work in a IT shop wor ... and you ask me NOT to be so high tech.


    Shop 2.

    me :: so whats the diff about the platonic and jaber earpiece ?
    the chick :: the Platonic one is better !
    me :: HUH ?
    the chick :: better lo !
    me :: why ?
    the chick :: durable ... better lo !

    WTF WTF ..... buay tahan .... so much for service huh !


    oh well, i reckon thats Singapore.
    so on another topic, i was watching Blood diamond and i must say it is a fantastic show ... loads of violence and a wonderful performance by leo. but what puzzled me was the Names.
    ok the show is placed in Africa

    but the guys all had fairly decent names like Solomon Vandy, Capt Poison and Benjamin...

    I was hoping to find people with names like !-Piley (knok-Pi-lay)
    blardy hell .... And i thought Russel peters was telling the truth about how he met this African chap who is called Knok Pilay.

    FUCKER !!


    ok thats it for now ... i have heaps to blog about ... but i am too busy these few months esp when sarah is back ... barely have enough time ...

    catch up with you guys soon ya ...
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    Sunday, December 17th, 2006
    Sun 17.12.2006 | 4:40pm
    tsk tsk
    i was just looking at my Christmas stocking !!


    WTF ... i am getting MAC OS ... durians ... gay toy .......

    and the BEST .. MR HENG ??? WHAT THE FUCKKKKK !!!
    i dun want MR HENG ... JIA HUI you bitch !! i want mr HENG to BURN IN HELL thats what i want ...



    anyway ... just a little update on MISS Renee

    yesterday while waiting at the traffic lights toward Esplanade (the turn from mandrain towards marina boulavard)
    We saw the construction of a new building beside the esplanade..

    keith : hey whats that (pointing to the construction)
    Renee : *looking over* (note* there are tag lines on the fence - EXPLORE / EXPERIENCE and some other rubbish... but thats all you need to know)
    Renee : * staring hard* OHHH that ... EXPLORNADE !!!
    Renee : oh wait ... or is it EXPERI-NADE !!



    hahaha ... well thats Renee ...

    anyway we went for Wendy's 21st at V Tea room yesterday ..
    its very nice ... one of the best 21st party i have been to ... very cosy... and the service was good aka the waitresses were CUTE !! hahahhaha
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    Thursday, December 14th, 2006
    Thu 14.12.2006 | 2:20pm
    i cannot MULTI-TASK
    I cant find a feel good, destress song !!

    you know how you always have a song, you play to destress ?

    well i can't fucking find that !!



    all the songs i have are either too slow or soothing
    I need something upbeat ... argggg ....


    things are pouring in and i am trying my best to keep up with all the shit that is coming in .... but they don't seem to stop.
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    Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
    Tue 12.12.2006 | 4:47pm
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