keithloy

This commercial left me speechless.

Very well done i must say.

so busy today i have no time to wallow in misery ...

I have never heard of a company where they print resignation letter for you.

Scene 1 ::

*keith acting busy* although in actual fact he is playing Parking Wars on facebook.

*the Finance Director walks over with a stack of document*

FD :: Keith u resigning ?
Keith :: yesh
FD :: here's ur resignation letter, sign n return
Keith ** stunned **

if i havent told you about my situation now... yes i got fired !!
buy me coffee if you want more details !!

Malaysian minister warns vote-buying rampant in ruling party

"I've received unofficial reports that it has become rampant at all levels and it is frightening if this becomes normal practice in future."

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/366515/1/.html

Hmmm i wonder where he got his report ... I wonder who !

NTUC chief concerned global economy heading towards stagflation
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/364051/1/.html

"The worse thing that any country does at a time of high inflation would be for the unions and workers to push for wage inflation. Wage inflation is different from wage increment. Wage inflation means you are pushing up wages to fully offset the inflation," said the labour chief.

pay raise .. say pay raise la ... wage inflation ..

i read about the launch of the new search engine developed by the guys at google; www.cuil.com;

so i decided to check it out, and since i was bored .. i "cuiled" myself.

guess what i found ..


1. My name was used for a US destroyer which was in service for 4 (FOUR) years and then sold for scrap 20 years later.... WTF !!!

USS Loy (DE-160/APD-56), a Buckley-class destroyer escort of the United States Navy, was named in honor of Gunner's Mate Third Class Jackson Keith Loy (1922-1942)


Launched: 4 July 1943
Commissioned: 12 September 1943
Reclassified APD: 24 November 1944
Decommissioned: 21 February 1947
Struck: 1 September 1964
Fate: Sold for scrap 15 August 1966

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loy

2. MCF interview in 2005 WHICH I NEVER REMEMBERED DOING !!!


Multicultural festival heats up Monash

International Student Services logistics officer Mr Keith Loy, who helped organise the week, was delighted by its success.

"Monash is, by nature, a truly multicultural society, so embracing our diversity is very important," he said

http://monash.edu/news/monashmemo/stories/20050817/multicultural.html

I realised that i speak to the coffee lady downstairs more than i talk to some of the folks in the office :(

By the way they serve very nice coffee... yummy Australian coffee.

p.s she is not hot .. in fact she is a butch , we were just bitching about girls this morning .. hahaha

1. Never buy pointy formal shoes
no matter how cool and funky it looks

2. Never meet the boys for lunch at Lau pa sat
FUCKING FAR le

3. Always bring an Umbrella
even during lunch

4. Always bring a pack of Tissue for lunch

5. Read newspaper n Channelnewsasia.com openly :)
its part of the job nature.. hehehe

6. Do not disturb the traders during 4 - 430pm
Crunch time

7. No need to come in early the day after Major tennis/golf games
your bosses only arrive at 11am anyway.

8. Reuters and Bloomberg is your new best friend

best chain mail i have ever recieved !!

just in case i didn't forward this to you. READ n LEARN



1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will ac t like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a qu estion you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

OK i am finally OFFICIALLY in my new DEPT !!

new scope
new team
new desk
new EVERYTHING

well as of now everything looks very good ... i seem to get good reviews for my work. appearently my boss thinks higly of me, which actually puts me under a lot of stress and a shitload of projects.

Actually an ex colleague just told me to work hard coz i am appearently my boss's "blue eye boy" what ever that mean la ...

well another thing to mention i am offically oso a grassroot leader !! hahahaha
Mcpherson CC YEC Vice Chairmain.. well we planned and executed the BGM and a Treasure hunt/ food hunt around east and central which went surprisingly well !!
i am uploading the video as i type ...